The Postman...
Why can't they all be like Pat?
Would be sooo much simpler if they were!
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Have you ever had a knock on the door, or a doorbell ring early in the morning? You've just had your tea, you're maybe upstairs in the bathroom getting ready for the day...
And then there's a "knock..and a ring" or just a knock.
You panic! OMG!
Your either not dressed properly, aka. Your missing undies, a shirt or maybe just your trousers, so your franticly trying to find it in the "mess" around you.
You ofc call down " JUST A MINUTE!" and you trust he heard you, but suddenly you see him slip the collection note in your post gap....NOOOOOOO....
You rush on your trousers, all most fall down the stairs running from the door, while you see he's shadow slowly disappearing from the door, getting smaller and smaller....
You rip open the door....and he's gone...all you see is the dimming tail lights as he turns the corner...
There he went...and with it your packet!
Isn't that annoying? How they just give you tops 10 sec to answer the door?
And sometimes you have people who pretty much do the "knock and walk" approach.
It's like they walk...while they knock. They knock, as they PASS your house.
They don't stop outside your door. They just ever so slightly let their wrist flick and a knuckle meet your door as they pass. It takes you 5sec to reach the door, but already they have made it out of your driveway and are about to go down the street or about to get in their car.
Now THAT is also very annoying.
And then the ever so surprised look they have on their face that you were home...
That really really annoys me...
SO that's when it's lovely that you can just phone the service up again, and plead for them to let the delivery-person know that you ARE in fact home. You just didn't make it to the door...
